This hat helps you move it move it. We took some insulated ear flap Carhartt caps to the elves, and they put words on them with their toes. They only made a few because elves is lazy. Limited stock. What do the hats say? Buy me dinner - but don't talk to me! Give me candy! Your voice hurts my ears! It's a bossy hat, but that's what the ear flaps are for. Keep away from ferrets.