AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY GAPING - ONE SKI

It was another powder day at the bird a week an a half ago. While getting on the Gad II lift i spotted a guy with one ski and two legs. He was acting like this was something to do. A local was like "Do you know where your other ski is?" One ski was like "Nope, but i know what i'm doing." Local was like "Where did you lose your ski?" One ski was like "I don't know." Local was like "Are you going to go look for it?" One ski was like "no I'll just use this one. i know what i'm doing." Local was like "where are you from?"
One ski replied "Florida"

(one ski on the lift- Snowbird UT)

(one ski on the lift- Snowbird UT)