Happy try-not-to-be-a-giant-jerk-day! There are tons of $14 lift ticket V-day deals at many resorts today. We didn't get it together to tell you because we is Valentines Day grinches. Hope you're out getting it!
Big Sky (MT)
So for this one - you might have to call your boss and tell em that you broke your leg real bad and can't leave your house for 16 days. Big Sky is selling an April pass for $179. It's good starting April 1st - April 16th. That's like $11.19 a day. I mean c'mon.
Hunter Mountain (NY)
This weekend is a holiday weekend. President's Day Weekend on the slopes usually requires selling organs on the black market. Hunta's giving it to you for $149. The President's Pass is good for three anytime days. That's like $50 a pop. Get em by Friday & bring your powdered wig.
Jiminy Peak (MA)
On the 26th of February (Sunday) lift tickets are $51 during the day and $32 at twilight. Twilight is 3 PM - 10 PM. That's like $4.58 an hour. Better than fast food! Here's the coupon.
Mount Sunapee (NH)
$37 lift tickets from 2/27/17 - 3/3/17. That's just excellent.
SheShreds & Powder Mountain (UT)
Wednesday nights Sheshreds brings Ladies Night to Powmow. It's $15 to ride from 3 PM - 9 PM. Dudes make sure your drag game is strong.
Skedaddle & Okemo (VT)
Skedaddle sure is fun to say! Also, get a round trip from Brooklyn to Okemo and a lift ticket for $80.32 for 2/18/17. As of now - only five spots left. Yesh please.
Wallace Inn (ID)
Stay a night at the Wallace Inn for $139 and get two lift tickets for Lookout Pass. They give you beer too.
Whaleback Mountain (NH)
You can still get a season pass for $110 if you live in Enfield, NH. Moving now.