let's start this off with the samoan as the taint 

Hunt's Point (BX)

jim joe's de blasio

this cat always makes us snort- introducing darky poop

Williamsburg- BK

gangster pink panther

Bushwick- BK

pissin in the wind- fadeaa

Fort Green- BK

blurry rat king

SLC- UT

first boner

Seattle- WA

rasta no sniff!!  nerds

Midtown- NYC

swoon is great- but this is funny

Bushwick- BK

send help

Carrol Gardens- BK