THINGS THAT MAKE US SNORT- FUNNY GRAF

let's start this off with the samoan as the taint 

Hunt's Point (BX)

jim joe's de blasio

this cat always makes us snort- introducing darky poop

Williamsburg- BK

gangster pink panther

Bushwick- BK

pissin in the wind- fadeaa

Fort Green- BK

blurry rat king

SLC- UT

first boner

Seattle- WA

rasta no sniff!!  nerds

Midtown- NYC

swoon is great- but this is funny

Bushwick- BK

send help

Carrol Gardens- BK

THINGS DIE IN THE WINTER

Many animals can't handle the winter, some just go ahead and die while others sleep a whole lot.
Everybody knows the story about the grasshopper who just partied around and didn't save any food or build shelter and then winter came and he died.
Pretty sure that this guy is the grasshopper.

(photo cred. Amy Klein in Bushwick-BK)

(photo cred. Amy Klein in Bushwick-BK)

This next video was shot in Staten Island by Jenna. The incredibly brilliant performance artist/grasshopper seems to be hitting on her wife, Loretta and creating a new religion at the same time. Pretty impressive.

And here he is getting his Richard Simmons on. I kept my distance. I tend to punch bugged out idiots that scream at me.

Bushwick- BK

Bushwick- BK

Don't be sad about the future death of this grasshopper. It's New York...... there's always another one.

THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY- KEEP IT CLEAN

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 This sign is from the Chickadee lift in Snowbird.
It says:
Protect Your Drinking Water. Keep it Pure. Please use Restrooms.
Because apparently they have a real problem with public urination and pee contaminated water.

Blankat found this sign at Breck.
Employees must wash hads after enjoying a big dump.

This trash collector at Mountain Creek says
Don't dirty Jersey
ahahahahahah
Pretty sure that it says Dirty Jersey on the New Jersey flag...........
Remember that SNL skit where a fake blind governor guy makes fun of Jersey?
That's the best.

FUNNY GRAF

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Impressed? jim joe
posted this before- but i love it so
(SOHO- NYC)

sleepy sluto  (Williamsburg- BK)

be naked when i get home

never drink enuff   (cash4)   Bushwick- BK

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dick chicken  (Greenpoint- BK)

THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY- LIKE SIGNS

my mom sent me this pic.
i was like- send me the bag!
jeeze mom
it's probably all sold out now
thanks a lot.
then i sent her a serious of poop emoticons

THINGS THAT ARE FUNNY- ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK

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Slow Down jerk face
Williamsburg Bridge

Don't put tinfoil in the microwave.
says a Baldwin
Queens

East Village

Google Please Don't Vomit in the Taxi
midtown
i googled because i do what signs say
it's a blog of a taxi driver running for mayor
for reals
check it

wanted Stewy
Williamsburg- BK

FUNNY THINGS IDIOTS PUT ON THEIR CARS

This post was inspired by myself and my Gaping post this week.

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What is the deal with this guy. I saw this license plate in Jay Peak's parking lot and I couldn't stop laughing. It also made me scream "ENRAGED" in my best death metal voice all day. Which no one around me liked. 

Got this pic. in the city which is not quite where you want to go for some prime hick racing time.
 Or is it?
Also goggled Hick Racing and it is a real thing. I like Larry "The Hippo" Hicks. Hippos and race cars go hand in hand.

Got this one in a liquor store parking lot in Salt Lake.
GIT-R-DONE
Pretty sure this person is king of mullets and was buying Natty Ice.

CLASSIC NEW YORK CARS

A couple of my friends are working the New York auto show and I thought I’d show my support by adding a few cars to the “classic” list.

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The classic Mr. Obvious-bank-robbing van

The classic what-I-can’t-fit-in-my-Upper-Westside-apt.-hoarding van (photo cred. the giant)

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The classic make-every-guy-raised-in-the-80’s-freak-out-and-yell-“Back to the future! The Dolorian!” car. (photo cred. the giant)

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The classic What-car?-We-never-had-a-car car

and

The classic I’m really into death and knives and swords and armor and Betty Boop car.

NOTHING BUT THE BUSINESS

At the moment I am in this massive, casino-like hotel in Whorelando while the giant is in some surgery conference learning stuff. I return to work, after taking a month off to snowboard on Monday. So, I thought I would get my brain back into work mode by going over past notes that I wrote during meetings. Please excuse the bad spelling.

I just discovered that my head is a cantaloupe.

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Carl felt very secure on stilts. He wasn't quite sure about running though.....

Missy's Paper
Lies I tell for no reason.
I can crunk.
A scooter is a motorcycle.
It's supposed to look like that.
I'm really into dogs.

She can see with her knees..... not really a skill.

You can tell- that's one bad apple.

When he was young he believed he could be Harry Potter...... But the scar was all wrong.

The knife bracelet seemed to stab Angel more than she anticipated.

HOARDER ART

It's a new thing.

Spread the hoard

for all to see.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT

That Awkward Moment.......

 when you realize you're surrounded by people from Queens

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ITS NO BUSINESS IF IT'S NOT SNOW BUSINESS

Lil sis is skiing Sun Valley without me.
I am putting in work at the office.

Here is our MOST important morning conversation:

I'm amazed anyone would hire me

BATHROOM HUMOR- MY MOM'S SPECIALTY

If they have to make a sign it must be happening a lot. Perhaps they just live in the wrong place- a bathroom place.
SOHO- NYC

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Do the butt man.   photo- the rician

My very important notes from a recent marketing meeting.

IMPORTANT THINGS PEOPLE SPEND MONEY ON

Worth every cent. photo lil bro in Idaho.

Probably equally as important.  photo ramz @ Comic Con

This is a must in case your steaz factor gets low- pretty sure it's only sold in CO.  photo blankat

THINGS THAT ARE GHETTO, OR RATCHET- WHICH IS A WORD I LEARNED WHILE FIXING THE SINK- BUT NO ONE USES IT THAT WAY ANYMORE

While spending too much time on Instaham instead of making something of myself,
 I saw a juicy j post from burritos and snow, who encouraged everyone to check the #ghetto feed.
It was an excellent idea; which brought me to these:

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Such a green idea! Used bottle life jacket.

New MacBook Pro with add ons!

 This wasn't in the ghetto feed, but I follow breakthings (of course). I think this car is nothing but class.

But then, I am constantly waking up to people sending me pictures of me in trash piles......

WAY FUNNIER THAN WORK- WHICH REALLY JUST KIND OF SUCKS

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photo- idled hands

Best compliment ever.

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Look, mike's getting womps in the bathroom (again).

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photo- el squat

This would def. make walking traffic smoother.

canal street train station- NYC

canal street train station- NYC

mass transit or ass man's it

Midtown- NYC

Midtown- NYC

The streets are watching.

THING THAT ARE GROSS- BUT FUNNY

Midtown- NYC

Midtown- NYC

Chinchas!

Idaho fair  photo- el squat

Idaho fair  photo- el squat

Pig Butt!

Scotland   photo- el squat

Scotland   photo- el squat

The 90's!

My arch nemesis at fashion week!

This guy kissing your mom!

MAKE "EM LAUGH AT THIS

new walk sign in the Bowery

i don't quite get this ad. Men become monsters underground? Or it's an underground thing to be a monster? Anyway- let me get some......
photo- idled hands

 this was in my train station
they pay extra for jews-
what about this one

i just don't know how to feel about this