Gapers think differently than non-Gapers.
They have Gaper thoughts- "I love being in the way! It might be my most favorite thing ever."
And they have Gaper ideas- these ideas are hilarious- and they usually don't work. Luckily for you, I happen to have taken a photo of a Gaper idea.

"This will keep my kid from skiing away. A hula hoop. This is going to be great"
Seconds later the child falls
Gaper falls on hula hoop and child.
Gaper breaks hula hoop.
Pieces of plastic stab the child.
Jay Peak- VT